Monica: You know what? You can play with my dollhouse.
Phoebe: Really?
Monica: Any time you want. When I was young all I wanted was to play with this dollhouse. But no. It was to be looked at, never played with.
Chandler: My grandmother used to say that exact same thing to me.

Phoebe: Maybe it's so big because the house was built on radioactive waste.
Chandler: And is this in case the house sneezes?
Phoebe: No. No, that's the ghost for the attic.
Monica: I don't want a ghost.
Phoebe: Well, nobody wants a ghost. But you've got one because the house is sitting on an ancient lndian burial ground.
Ross: Wait a minute. The house was built on radioactive waste and an ancient lndian burial ground? That would never happen.
Phoebe: Okay, obviously you don't know much about the U.S. government.

Joanna: Rachel, I need the Versace invoice. You don't work for me.
Rachel: Joanna, this is my friend Chandler Bing. Joanna.
Joanna: Bing? That's a great name.
Chandler: Thanks. It's Gaelic for, "Thy turkey's done."