Phoebe Quote #450

Quote from Phoebe in The One with the Tiny T-Shirt

Monica: Okay, I'm running out of places I can touch him. Is something wrong with me? Why am I only attracted to guys with no future? Either they're too old, or they're too young.
And there's Pete, who's crazy about me, and he's absolutely perfect, and there's zip going on. Does it sound like something's wrong with me?
Phoebe: Yeah, kind of.

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Quote from Gunther

Rachel: All right, let's go shopping.
Mark: Before we go, there's something I need to say. I've kind of had this crush on you. Since you were with Ross, I didn't do anything about it. But now that you're not, I'd really like to ask you out sometime. So that's what I'm doing .. now.
[Gunther goes out back. A huge clatter is heard, followed by another. Gunther returns.]
Gunther: I dropped a cup.

Quote from Phoebe

Phoebe: Hey, why isn't it "Spiderman"? Like Goldman, Silverman?
Chandler: Because it's not his last name.
Phoebe: It isn't?
Chandler: It's not, like, Phil Spiderman. He's a Spider-Man: You know, like, Goldman is a last name. But there's no Gold-Man.
Phoebe: Oh, okay. There should be a Gold-Man!

Quote from Chandler

Joey: [entering the apartment] Oh, Mommy. Oh, Daddy. I am a big old baddy. Oh, Mommy. Oh, Daddy. I am a big old baddy. [leaves]
Ross: I guess he must've gotten the part in that play.
Chandler: Either that, or Gloria Estefan was right. Eventually, the rhythm is going to get you.