Joey Quote #374

Quote from Joey in The One with the Tiny T-Shirt

Phoebe: You know what? You should, like, buy a state and then just name it after yourself.
Pete: Like, "Pete Dakota"?
Phoebe: Or "Mississi-Pete."
Joey: Oh, oh, I got it: "Pete Chicago."
Chandler: That's not a state, Joe.
Joey: Oh, and "Mississi-Pete" is?

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Quote from Gunther

Rachel: All right, let's go shopping.
Mark: Before we go, there's something I need to say. I've kind of had this crush on you. Since you were with Ross, I didn't do anything about it. But now that you're not, I'd really like to ask you out sometime. So that's what I'm doing .. now.
[Gunther goes out back. A huge clatter is heard, followed by another. Gunther returns.]
Gunther: I dropped a cup.

Quote from Phoebe

Phoebe: Hey, why isn't it "Spiderman"? Like Goldman, Silverman?
Chandler: Because it's not his last name.
Phoebe: It isn't?
Chandler: It's not, like, Phil Spiderman. He's a Spider-Man: You know, like, Goldman is a last name. But there's no Gold-Man.
Phoebe: Oh, okay. There should be a Gold-Man!

Quote from Chandler

Joey: [entering the apartment] Oh, Mommy. Oh, Daddy. I am a big old baddy. Oh, Mommy. Oh, Daddy. I am a big old baddy. [leaves]
Ross: I guess he must've gotten the part in that play.
Chandler: Either that, or Gloria Estefan was right. Eventually, the rhythm is going to get you.