Chandler Quote #613
Quote from Chandler in The One with the Hypnosis Tape
Chandler: You know, I would have bet good money that he'd be the first one of us to get married.
Phoebe: Isn't it fantastic?
Monica: Yeah, but don't you think he's a little young to get married?
Phoebe: Well, he's 18.
Ross: Exactly. It will be illegal for him to drink at his own bachelor party.
Joey: Yeah, or to get a hooker.
Chandler: Always illegal, Joe.
Friends Quotes
‘The One with the Hypnosis Tape’ Quotes
Quote from Joey
Joey: Think about it. You're 18, okay? She's 44. When you're 36, she's going to be 88.
Frank: What, you don't think I know that?
Quote from Gunther
[Chandler smoking as he enters Central Perk]
Gunther: Oh, no, no. No, no, no, no. There's none of that in here.
Chandler: Oh, come on, at least let me finish this last one.
Gunther: Okay, but only if you give me a drag.
Chandler: Okay.
Gunther: Oh oh, dark mother. Once again I suckle at your smoky teat.
Chandler: No, no. Why don't you hold on to that one?
Quote from Joey
Recorded Female Voice: Cigarettes don't control you. You are a strong, confident woman who does not need to smoke.
[CLICK]
Joey: Joey's your best friend. You want to make him a cheese sandwich every day. And you also want to buy him hundreds of dollars worth of pants.