Joey Quote #360

Quote from Joey in The One Without the Ski Trip

Phoebe: You know, I had a dream that Ross and Rachel were still together. They never broke up, and we were all just like hanging out and everyone was happy.
Joey: I had the same dream.
Phoebe: Yeah, and nobody slept with that xerox girl.
Joey: Oh, I had the opposite dream.

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 ‘The One Without the Ski Trip’ Quotes

Quote from Joey

Joey: Okay, done!
Monica: What's "pleh"?
Joey: That's "help" spelled backwards so that the helicopters can read it from the air.
Monica: Ha. What's "dufus" spelled backwards?

Quote from Ross

Carol: Phoebe, hang on a second. Take my car. Get your friends.
Ross: No, I won't pick them up.
Carol: Listen, we both know you'll do it, because you're not a jerk. Okay. So you can either sulk here for half an hour and then go pick them up, or save us both time and sulk in the car.
Ross: Rachel doesn't want me-
Carol: I'm sorry Rachel dumped you for Mark and you're the innocent victim in all of this. But don't punish your friends for what Rachel did.
Ross: Yeah, you're right.
Carol: Phoebe, hang on. Ross wants to say something. What? You slept with someone else?
Ross: We were on a break!

Quote from Rachel

Ross: You're welcome.
Rachel: I'm sorry. Were you speaking to me, or sleeping with someone else?
Ross: We were on a break!
Rachel: You know, Ross, why don't you just put that on your answering machine?