Monica Quote #288
Quote from Monica in The One Where Ross and Rachel Take a Break
Ross: What, is, uh, Rach in her room?
Monica: Oh, no, she's still at work, but she told me to tell you to call her.
Ross: Oh, what? Is she going to cancel on me again? How can she do this? Doesn't she know it's our anniversary?
Monica: All right, uh, Ross. This is the extent of my knowledge on the subject. "Call Rachel."
‘The One Where Ross and Rachel Take a Break’ Quotes
Quote from Joey
Chandler: Just in case, maybe we should come up with a set of ground rules.
Joey: Yeah, for sure. Okay. You probably want the first one to be: "Never open your eyes." You know? Because you don't want to be doing something and then look up, right? And see something that you don't want to be seeing, you know?
Chandler: Yeah. Good call. Nice- Hold it. Hold it! What if my eyes are closed, and- And my hand is out there?
Joey: Aah! Okay, eyes open at all times. Oh, hey. How do we decide where we, ahem, you know, each would, ahem, you know, be?
Chandler: Right. Right. Well, I, uh, you know, we could flip for it.
Joey: Yeah, I guess, but, like, what's heads and what's tails?
Chandler: Well, if you don't know that, then I don't want to do this with you.
Quote from Ross
Rachel: Ross, honey, this is very nice, but I've got a crisis.
Ross: Yeah, but I've got couscous.
Quote from Phoebe
Phoebe: See, there it is, right there. Wow, it's small. Yeah, but Sergei said it took the Germans six weeks to get all the way across it.