Joey Quote #347

Quote from Joey in The One Where Ross and Rachel Take a Break

Joey: Hey, how much would you give me to eat this whole jar of olives?
Monica: I won't give you anything, but you'll owe me 2.95.
Joey: Done.

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 ‘The One Where Ross and Rachel Take a Break’ Quotes

Quote from Joey

Chandler: Just in case, maybe we should come up with a set of ground rules.
Joey: Yeah, for sure. Okay. You probably want the first one to be: "Never open your eyes." You know? Because you don't want to be doing something and then look up, right? And see something that you don't want to be seeing, you know?
Chandler: Yeah. Good call. Nice- Hold it. Hold it! What if my eyes are closed, and- And my hand is out there?
Joey: Aah! Okay, eyes open at all times. Oh, hey. How do we decide where we, ahem, you know, each would, ahem, you know, be?
Chandler: Right. Right. Well, I, uh, you know, we could flip for it.
Joey: Yeah, I guess, but, like, what's heads and what's tails?
Chandler: Well, if you don't know that, then I don't want to do this with you.

Quote from Ross

Rachel: Ross, honey, this is very nice, but I've got a crisis.
Ross: Yeah, but I've got couscous.

Quote from Phoebe

Phoebe: See, there it is, right there. Wow, it's small. Yeah, but Sergei said it took the Germans six weeks to get all the way across it.