Chandler Quote #583

Quote from Chandler in The One with Phoebe's Ex-Partner

Phoebe: How'd you know I'd be here?
Leslie: I ran into Vlad at the place where they sell the big fish and he said you played here a lot, so-
Chandler: Okay, I have to go to the bathroom. But if the place with the big fish comes up again, I'd like to know if that's several big fish or just one big fish.

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 ‘The One with Phoebe's Ex-Partner’ Quotes

Quote from Phoebe

Leslie: Okay, my next song's called: "Phoebe Buffay, What Can I Say? I Really Loved When We Were Singing Partners and I Shouldn't Have Left You That Way."
Phoebe: Oh, no. One of those "Iook for the hidden meaning" songs.

Quote from Phoebe

Phoebe: You know what the saddest part is? When we were playing together, that was like the most fun I've ever had in all my lives.

Quote from Phoebe

Phoebe: [playing guitar and singing] Smelly cat, smelly cat, What are they feeding you? Smelly cat, smelly cat, It's not your fault.
Leslie: That's great. You know, you could totally sell this. It'd be perfect for, like, a kitty-litter campaign.
Phoebe: A jingle? No, no, no, no.
Leslie: Why not? You'd make a ton of money.
Phoebe: If I was in this for the money, I'd be a millionaire by now, you know. You gotta get out of that jingle-head, sweetie.