Ross Quote #345

Quote from Ross in The One with All the Jealousy

Chandler: Hey, what are you doing Friday?
Ross: Why?
Chandler: I need you to come to this bachelor party for my weird cousin Albert. You know, he's the botanist?
Ross: Oh, God. Yeah, botanists are such geeks.
Chandler: Yeah. Is that a dinosaur tie?
Ross: Yeah. [roaring]

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 ‘The One with All the Jealousy’ Quotes

Quote from Gunther

Ross: It's just, what you have to realize is, this whole Mark thing is really hard for me.
Rachel: Honey, why is it hard? We've been together for almost a year now.
Ross: Well, I was with Carol for like eight years, and I lost her. And now, if it's possible, I think I love you even more. So it's hard for me to believe that I'm not going to well, that someone else isn't going to take you away.
Gunther: Let it be me. Let it be me.

Quote from Joey

Chandler: Meanwhile, she is talking to him about you, and he's being Mr. Joe Sensitive. And she starts thinking, "Maybe this guy is for me because he understands me."
Joey: And before you know it, she's with him. And you'll be all, "Oh, man," and he'll be all, "Yes." Huh? And us, we'll be like, "Oh, dude." And pretty soon, you'll be like, [sad voice] "Hi." And, and, and, "Well, I can't go. Rachel and Mark might be there." And we'll be like, "Man, get over it. It's been four years."
Chandler: He paints quite a picture, doesn't he?

Quote from Joey

Joey: It is me. It's a musical version of "A Tale of Two Cities," so I think I'm going to sing "New York, New York," and, uh- Oh, "I Left My Heart in San Francisco."
Ross: Uh, Joey, I don't think you get to pick the cities.
Joey: What?
Ross: Mr. Dickens gets to pick them.
Joey: Who?
Chandler: I'll get you the CliffsNotes.
Joey: The what?
Chandler: The abridgment.
Joey: Oh, okay. Ha, ha. [to Ross] The what?