Mike Quote #46
Quote from Mike in The One with Princess Consuela
Mike: So what's new?
Phoebe: Well, I'm no longer Phoebe Buffay.
Mike: That's great. You changed your name?
Phoebe: Yes, I did. Meet Princess Consuela Bananahammock.
Mike: You're kidding, right?
Phoebe: Nope.
Mike: You really did that?
Phoebe: Yep.
Mike: You can't do that.
Phoebe: Why? Why? It's fun. It's different. No one else has a name like it.
Mike: All right. Then I'm gonna change my name.
Phoebe: Great. Okay, what you're gonna change it to?
Mike: Crap Bag.
Phoebe: Mike Crap Bag?
Mike: No. No "Mike". No, just "Crap Bag". First name: Crap. Last name: Bag.
Phoebe: You're not serious, right?
Mike: Yeah I'm serious. It's fun. It's different. No one else has a name like that.
Friends Quotes
‘The One with Princess Consuela’ Quotes
Quote from Joey
Monica: Hey, where have been?
Joey: Oh, just, you know, looking around. But you know what, this house is great.
Chandler: Really, what changed your mind?
Joey: Well, the little girl who lives here made feel a lot better about the whole thing.
Chandler: Joey, there was a little girl who lived here but she died, like, 30 years ago.
Joey: What?!
Chandler: Ha. I'm just messing with you.
Joey: That's not funny. You know I'm afraid of little-girl ghosts.
Quote from Ross
Chandler: Ooh, Israeli champagne and it's vanilla.
Ross: I got tenure. I didn't win the lottery!
Quote from Joey
Monica: So glad you decided to come.
Joey: Me too. Yeah, this place is great. I'm so happy for your guys. Although, you know, I hope you like fungus.
Chandler: What?
Joey: Fungus. Yeah, place is full of it.
Monica: No, it's not. We had an inspection and I didn't find anything.
Joey: Okay. Then I guess I have dry eyes and a scratchy throat for no reason.
Monica: Maybe it's because you hung your head out of the window like a dog the whole ride here.
Joey: Maybe.