Phoebe Quote #1682
Quote from Phoebe in The One Where the Stripper Cries
Officer Goodbody: What's the matter? You never saw a 50-year-old stripper cry before?
Phoebe: You know, it's fine. We'll pay you.
Officer Goodbody: No, no, you're right. Who am I kidding? I should have hung up that breakaway jockstrap years ago. What am I gonna do? I mean this has been my life for 32 years. Taking my clothes off in front of people is all I know.
Rachel: No, there's got to be something else that you can do. I mean, what skills do you have?
Officer Goodbody: I don't know. I can make my pecs dance. I can pick up a dollar bill with my butt cheeks. I can go to that special place inside me where I feel no shame.
Rachel: So maybe something in an office.
Phoebe: Or you could- You could teach stripping. You know, share your gift. Pass the torch.
Officer Goodbody: You know, actually, that's not a bad idea. I could do it out of my apartment. I don't think my mom would mind.
Phoebe: There you go. Okay. You think you're gonna be okay?
Officer Goodbody: Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. This is so weird. You never know when it's gonna be your last dance. And I didn't even get a chance to finish it.
Phoebe: Finish it.
Officer Goodbody: What?
Phoebe: Your last dance. Do it for us.
Officer Goodbody: Really?
Rachel: Really?
Phoebe: Yeah. Yeah, he deserves to do the thing he loves one last time.
Officer Goodbody: Okay. All right. Get ready, ladies.
Phoebe: Oh, this is so hot! Oh, no, no, don't stop.
Officer Goodbody: Have to.
Friends Quotes
‘The One Where the Stripper Cries’ Quotes
Quote from Monica
Chandler: Seriously, where did this happen?
Ross: Okay. After you told me she was passed out in our room, I went in there to make sure she was all right. She was lying on my bed, all buried in people's coats. Well, I went to kiss her on the forehead but it was so dark, I accidentally got her lips. I started to pull away, but then I felt her start to kiss me back. It was only for a second, but it was amazing. And now- Now, I find out that you kissed her first.
Chandler: Wait, what bed did you say she was on?
Ross: Mine.
Chandler: I'm pretty sure I put her on my bed.
Ross: No, she was definitely on my bed.
Chandler: Why would I kiss a girl and then put her on your bed?
Ross: Well, then who was on my bed?
Monica: Oh! Oh! Oh!
Ross: No! No! No!
Monica: Yes!
Ross: You were under the pile of coats?
Monica: I was the pile of coats!
Quote from Chandler
Ross: Oh, my God!
Monica: You were my midnight mystery kisser?!
Ross: You were my first kiss with Rachel?!
Monica: You were my first kiss ever?!
Chandler: What did I marry into?!
Quote from Joey
Donny Osmond: Now, Gene, I must remind you, you need all six of these to stay in the game. All right. Describe for Joey "things you find in your refrigerator."
Joey: Bah, they might as well just give us the points.
Donny Osmond: Give me 20 seconds on the clock. Ready? Go.
Gene: You put this in your coffee.
Joey: A spoon. Your hands. Your face.
Gene: It's white.
Joey: Paper. Snow. A ghost!
Gene: It's heavier than milk.
Joey: A rock. A dog. The Earth.
Gene: Pass. You put this on a sandwich.
Joey: Salami. Anchovies. Jam.
Gene: It's white.
Joey: Paper. Snow. A ghost!
Gene: It's made from eggs.
Joey: Chickens?
Gene: Pass. You put this on a hamburger.
Joey: Ketchup!
Gene: Yes!
Joey: Relish!
Gene: Stop.