Chandler Quote #553

Quote from Chandler in The One Where Rachel Quits

Ross: Who did these resumes for you?
Chandler: Me. On my computer. Yeah. Well, "Waitress at a Coffeehouse" and "Cheer Squad Co-Captain" only took up so much room.

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 ‘The One Where Rachel Quits’ Quotes

Quote from Rachel

Ross: Hi. I'm an honorary Brown Bird. [blows whistle]
Woman: What does that mean?
Ross: Well, it means that I can sell cookies, but I'm not invited to the sleepovers.

Quote from Chandler

Monica: You broke a little girl's leg?
Ross: I know. I feel horrible, okay?
Chandler: It says here that a Muppet got whacked on Sesame Street last night. Where exactly were you around 10-ish?

Quote from Chandler

Chandler: Oh, I don't know.
Rachel: What?
Chandler: Well, as old as he is in dog years, do you think Snoopy should still be allowed to fly this thing?