Phoebe Quote #1654
Quote from Phoebe in The One with the Home Study
Mike: We're seriously asking for the money back?
Phoebe: It's for our wedding day. All right. Now, is this guy gay or straight? Because one of us is going to have to start flirting.
Charity Clerk: Wow. You're here to make another donation the same day? I don't think that's ever happened before.
Phoebe: Gay. Go.
Mike: Oh, my God, I love your shirt.
Phoebe: The donation we made earlier? Well, we want it back.
Charity Clerk: Excuse me?
Phoebe: Yeah, okay, see, that money was for a big wedding we thought we didn't want.
But it turns out we do.
Charity Clerk: So you're asking us to refund your donation to the children?
Mike: Yeah. This feels really good.
Phoebe: Yeah, I'm sorry. I am. But this wedding's just really important to me.
Charity Clerk: Hey, it's none of my business. Besides, this is probably a good thing. We've really been spoiling the children, what with all the food and warm clothing.
Phoebe: That's not fair. A person's wedding is important. And especially to me. Okay, I didn't have a graduation party. And I didn't go to prom. And I spent my sweet 16 being chased around a tire yard by an escaped mental patient who, in his own words, wanted to: "Kill me, or whatever." So I deserve a real celebration. And I'm not gonna let some sweaty little man make me feel badly about it.
Mike: She could've been talking about either one of us.
Friends Quotes
‘The One with the Home Study’ Quotes
Quote from Ross
Ross: There's no way around it, Pheebs. You're just going to have accept the fact that this is gonna cost you a lot of money.
Mike: I heard that weddings are, like, a $40 billion-a-year industry.
Ross: Yeah. And I'm responsible for just, like, half of that.
Quote from Chandler
Laura: Hi, I'm Laura. I'm here for your adoption interview.
Monica: Hi, I'm Monica. And this is Chandler. Please come in.
Laura: Thank you.
Monica: Would you like something to drink?
Laura: Water would be fine.
Monica: We're so glad that you're here. We're really excited about getting this process started.
Chandler: Because we love kids. Love them to death. Well, not actually to death. That's just a figure of speech. We love kids the appropriate amount ... as allowed by law.
Quote from Chandler
Ross: Hey, what are you doing?
Mike: Figuring out our wedding plans.
Chandler: That's funny. We were doing the same thing.
Phoebe: It's really crazy. The hall, the dress, the food. I had no idea how expensive this was.
Chandler: Yeah, it is really pricey. I mean, I freaked when I first heard the numbers.
Phoebe: So, what did you two do about it?
Chandler: It was pretty simple, actually. I came up with a couple of cost-cutting solutions, wrote out a list and Monica told me to go to hell.