Ross Quote #1307
Quote from Ross in The One with Ross's Grant
Benjamin Hobart: So tell me about it.
Ross: Okay. Well, I would like to do a dig in the Painted Desert. See, there are still several areas that haven't been fully excavated.
Benjamin Hobart: Break up with Charlie.
Ross: What?
Benjamin Hobart: What?
Ross: Did you just say, "Break up with Charlie"?
Benjamin Hobart: Well, yes and no. Yes, I did say it. And no, I didn't not say it.
Ross: Um, kind of inappropriate, don't you think?
Benjamin Hobart: Listen, I'm sorry. I just haven't seen her for so long, all these feelings are rushing back. I'm starting to realize how much I've missed her. And I'm gonna need you to break up with her.
Ross: Are you serious?
Benjamin Hobart: If you say, yes, then I'm serious. If you say, no, then I'm joking.
Ross: No.
Benjamin Hobart: Joking it is.
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Ross: So did he get on one knee? Did he have a speech prepared? Oh, did he cry? Yeah, big surprise, I like proposals.
Quote from Rachel
Rachel: All right, fine. You can keep it. As long as you don't mind that she's haunted.
Joey: Hey, what? What?
Rachel: Well, legend has it, Joey, that she comes alive when you're asleep. She climbs out of the frame and then drags her half-a-body across the floor just looking for legs to steal. And then with her one good hand she slowly reaches up and turns your doorknob.
Joey: Get that legless witch out of here!
Quote from Monica
Phoebe: And the worst one, he wants me to get rid of Gladys.
Monica: Who's Gladys? [gasps] Oh, what a tragic loss.
Phoebe: Yeah, I really hate to give her up. Oh, I know. Oh, you should take her.
Monica: Oh, I don't know.
Phoebe: What, you don't like her?
Monica: Of course I do. What's not to like? I'd take her in a minute. But I think that you're giving up too easy. I think that you need to fight for her.
Phoebe: Really, you think?
Monica: Absolutely. You say to him, "I'm sorry, Mike, I can't live without her. She means too much to me."
Phoebe: Okay, I'll fight for her. Okay. Oh, wait. Oh, I just realized, if I do that, that means you don't get her.
Monica: Damn it, I did not think this through.