Chandler Quote #542

Quote from Chandler in The One with the Football

Margha: Which do I like?
Ross: Yeah, for dating, general merriment, taking back to your windmill?
Margha: Well, if I had to choose right now, which, by the way, I find really weird. I would have to say Chandler.
Joey: Wait a minute. Wait a minute. She obviously didn't understand the question.
Chandler: Well, why don't you have Captain Hook explain it to her?

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 ‘The One with the Football’ Quotes

Quote from Joey

Chandler: Hold on a second, Joe. Where do Dutch people come from?
Joey: [Joey stares blankly, looks to Ross] Well, the Pennsylvania Dutch come from Pennsylvania.
Chandler: And the other Dutch people? They come from somewhere near the Netherlands, right?
Joey: Nice try. The Netherlands is this make-believe place where Peter Pan and Tinker Bell come from.

Quote from Chandler

Ross: Yeah? Then how come you didn't get the Geller Cup?
Rachel: There was a Geller Cup?
Ross: Yes, it was the trophy you got if you won the game. But our Dad said nobody won, and he was sick of our fighting. So he took the trophy [welling up] and threw it in the lake.
Chandler: And was the curse lifted?

Quote from Phoebe

Phoebe: Ooh, cool. This is my first huddle. So what do you guys really think of Chandler?