Phoebe Quote #1619
Quote from Phoebe in The One Where Ross Is Fine
Phoebe: Well, just for argument's sake, you know, hypothetically which one would you be willing to give up?
Frank Jr.: Huh.
Phoebe: Frank Jr. Jr.?
Frank Jr.: You'd be getting a really good one. I mean, you know, he's really funny. Like, the other day, he made up this joke: What's green and says, "Hey, I'm a frog"? [laughing] A talking frog. Oh, no, you can't have him, he's too funny.
Phoebe: Well, all right, that's fine. What about Leslie?
Frank Jr.: Oh, no, no, not Leslie. No. She's the only one that knows how to burp the alphabet.
Phoebe: All right, so that leaves Chandler.
Frank Jr.: No, no, you can't have Chandler. No, no. She's my little genius. I got big hopes for her. She's gonna be a doctor or a realtor.
Phoebe: Wow, Frank, I think we just ran out of kids.
Frank Jr.: Oh, I think you're right. Oh, wow. Phoebe, I don't think I can give one of them up. I mean, you know, they drive me crazy, but they're my babies.
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‘The One Where Ross Is Fine’ Quotes
Quote from Chandler
Monica: Hey, Pheebs.
Phoebe: Hey.
Monica: We just want to give you a heads up. Bill and Colleen hate us.
Chandler: Owen didn't know he's adopted and Monica told him.
Monica: What?
Phoebe: Still, he had to find out sometime.
Chandler: Yeah, but how would you like it if someone told the triplets that you gave birth to them? [the triplets look at Chandler] I'm gonna go tell Emma she was an accident.
Quote from Rachel
Charlie: God, Rachel, what Ross just said, that's just-
Rachel: Oh, that's okay. Girls tend not to like me.
Quote from Ross
Ross: Fajitas! Be careful! Very hot plate! Very hot!
Rachel: Ross, you don't even have oven mitts on.
Ross: [laughs] That is gonna hurt tomorrow.