Ross Quote #1246
Quote from Ross in The One in Barbados (Part 1)
Charlie: This is such a cute picture of Emma. And is this your son or just some kid whose picture you bring on vacation?
Ross: That's Ben, my son from my first marriage.
Charlie: Your first marriage?
Ross: Yeah.
Charlie: You've been married more than once?
Ross: No.
Charlie: So why'd you break up?
Ross: Oh, it was- It's complicated, you know? She was gay.
Charlie: Oh, my God. This is so cool.
Ross: Okay. Odd thing to get excited about.
Charlie: No, it's just that I was engaged to a guy who turned out to be gay.
Ross: Hey. High-five.
Charlie: Didn't you feel so stupid that you didn't see the signs? My fiance was always going on long weekends with his "tennis partner."
Ross: My wife had a workout friend she went to the gym with every day for a year. She didn't get any fitter.
Charlie: Right, and everybody finds out and they're like, "I knew all along."
Ross: I know. It's like, if you knew, why didn't you tell me? I mean, call, leave a note. "Hi. Just dropped by to say your wife's gay."
Charlie: I know.
Ross: And then- And then you try to make the most out of a bad situation so you float the idea of a threesome.
Charlie: I didn't do that.
Ross: Me neither.
Friends Quotes
‘The One in Barbados (Part 1)’ Quotes
Quote from Joey
Joey: I play Dr. Drake Ramoray.
Sarah: I'm sorry. I don't own a TV.
Joey: You don't own a TV? What's all your furniture pointed at?
Quote from Monica
Mike: Hello?
Monica: Okay, Mike? Enough is enough. Now, you love Phoebe, and she loves you. So you need to get over your l-never-wanna-get-married thing and step up.
Mike: Who is this?
Monica: This is Monica. I'm Phoebe's friend. Listen, Phoebe is back with David. And he's gonna propose, and she's gonna say yes but I know she really wants to be with you.
Mike: He's gonna propose?
Monica: I'm sorry, did you say something? I can't hear through all this damned hair.
Mike: Look, if Phoebe wants to marry David, she should. I'm not gonna stand in the way of that.
Neither should you.
Monica: You don't tell me what to do. I tell you what to do. Just call her. She's at the Paradise Hotel in Barbados. And while I've got you, you've got curly hair. What do you do in the humidity? [dial tone] Damn it.
Quote from Phoebe
Monica: Well, at least you took me down with you.
Phoebe: I'm so sorry. I just I keep thinking about Mike. I'm crazy about David, and we're having so much fun together. Why? Why do I miss Mike? That's just That's gonna go away, right?
Monica: Well, I guess. In time. Yeah. I mean, my feelings for Richard are certainly gone.
Phoebe: You just did it again. Chandler. Your feelings for Chandler are certainly gone.