Phoebe Quote #369
Quote from Phoebe in The One with the Flashback
Phoebe: Monica, do you know I couldn't sleep for, like, a month because I got a dot of ink on one of the sofa cushions?
Monica: You could've just turned the cushion over.
Phoebe: I would have, except I had a big spaghetti stain on the other side.
Monica: What?
Phoebe: Okay, this is what I'm talking about. I need to live in a land where people can spill.
Monica: Well, you can spill. In the sink.
Phoebe: Oh, honey. It's not your fault, you know. This is who you are. And I love you. And I want us to be friends. And if I stay here, I don't see that happening.
Friends Quotes
‘The One with the Flashback’ Quotes
Quote from Phoebe
Phoebe: Mr. Heckles, no. No one is making any noise up here.
Mr. Heckles: You're disturbing my oboe practice.
Phoebe: You don't play the oboe.
Mr. Heckles: I could play the oboe.
Phoebe: Then I'm gonna have to ask you to keep it down.
Quote from Chandler
Ross: So how many more do you have tomorrow?
Chandler: Two. This photographer who seemed really dull and this actor guy who I'm not sure about. Because when he called and I answered the phone, "Chandler Bing", he said, "Whoa, short message!"
Quote from Chandler
Chandler: I'm never gonna find a roommate. Ever.
Phoebe: Nobody good?
Chandler: Well, let's see. There was the guy with the ferrets. That's plural. The spitter. Oh, yes, and the guy who enjoyed my name so much he made a little noise every time he said it. "Nice to meet you, Chandler Bing. Bing!" "Great apartment, Chandler Bing. Bing!"