Rachel Quote #1041
Quote from Rachel in The One with the Blind Dates
Rachel: Wow, everything looks so good. I think I'm gonna have the chicken.
Steve: I just have to say this. You're really beautiful.
Rachel: Wow, that's very sweet. Thank you.
Steve: I'm kind of funny-looking.
Rachel: What?
Steve: Look, I mean, come on you're way out of my league. Everybody in here knows it. I bet that guy over there is probably saying: "Ooh. Why's she out with him? He must be rich." Well, I'm not.
Rachel: So what do you think you want to order? I'm real excited about that chicken.
Steve: I'm not funny, either. So if you were thinking, "Well, he's not that good-looking but maybe we'll have some laughs," that ain't gonna happen.
Rachel: Well, come on, Steve, let's not rule out nervous laughter. Hey, now, wait a minute, Phoebe told me that you owned your own restaurant. That's impressive.
Steve: I lost it ... to drugs. I silk-screen T-shirts now.
Rachel: Really? What's that like? It's really fulfilling doing something you hate for no money.
That's right. I have no money, I'm not funny, I live in a studio apartment with two other guys. And I'm pretty sure I'm infertile.
Rachel: Now, come on. Come on, Steve. There must be something that you like about yourself.
Steve: I do like my hair.
Rachel: Really?
Friends Quotes
‘The One with the Blind Dates’ Quotes
Quote from Monica
Monica: I'm sure that Rachel came home early and picked up Emma. You go look across the hall, and I'll call her cell.
Chandler: Okay.
Monica: Hey, you better hope we're pregnant because one way or another, we're giving a baby back to Rachel.
Quote from Joey
Joey: Wait till you hear who I got for Ross.
Phoebe: Oh, yeah. Okay.
Joey: She's this really boring woman. She's a teacher.
Phoebe: A teacher?
Joey: Yeah. She's really into history and foreign movies. Oh, and she loves puzzles. Come on, who loves puzzles?
Phoebe: Well, Ross does. You're ruining the plan. Joey, you fixed him up with his perfect woman.
Joey: Oh, my God, you're right. Yeah. She even reads for pleasure.
Phoebe: How do you even know a woman like that?
Joey: I'm not allowed to know smart women?
Phoebe: Joey?
Joey: I met her at the library. I went in to pee.
Quote from Phoebe
Phoebe: Hello?
Rachel: Phoebe, it's me. I'm going to hunt you down and kill you.
Phoebe: Hey, Rach.
Rachel: This is the worst date ever. How could you set me up with this creep?
Phoebe: You know, you are talking about one of my dear, dear friends.
Rachel: I don't care. This guy is a nightmare.
Phoebe: All right, so he gets a little crazy when he's stoned.
Rachel: He's not stoned.
Phoebe: Did he go out for a cigarette?
Rachel: Yeah. Four times.
Phoebe: My dear, sweet Rach.