Phoebe Quote #344
Quote from Phoebe in The One with the Metaphorical Tunnel
Phoebe: [high-pitched voice] Hi. I have Phoebe Buffay returning a page. Okay, well, she's in her car, I'll have to patch you through.
Rachel: Very nice touch.
Phoebe: [high-pitched voice] Okay, go ahead. [in a Brooklyn accent] Hi, Annie? Fantastic.
You got it! Okay, will he work for scale, you ask me? Well, I don't know about that. Except that I do and he will. Great. Oh, you are such a sweetheart. I would love to have lunch with you. How about we have lunch next- Ooh, went through a tunnel.
‘The One with the Metaphorical Tunnel’ Quotes
Quote from Ross
Monica: What are you being such a weenie for? So he has a Barbie. Big deal. You used to dress up like a woman.
Ross: What?
Monica: The way you used to dress up in Mom's clothes all the time?
Ross: What are you talking about?
Monica: The big hat, the pearls, the little pink handbag?
Ross: Okay. You are totally making this up.
Monica: How can you not remember? You made us call you "Bea"?
Ross: Oh, God.
Susan: I've literally never been this happy.
Monica: Wasn't there a little song?
Carol: Oh, please, God, let there be a song.
Ross: There was no song. There was no song.
Monica: I am Bea, I drink tea-
Ross: That's enough.
Monica: Won't you- Won't you- Won't you-
Ross: Won't you dance around with me?
Quote from Chandler
Chandler: And there's more. We should take a trip.
Janice: We should?
Chandler: We're a couple, and that's what couples do. And I wanna meet your parents. We should take a trip with your parents.
Janice: [laughs] I don't think we need to because you're tripping me out right now. Are you okay?
Chandler: No, I am. I actually am. I mean, this is amazing. My entire life, I have feared this place. And now that I'm here, it's like, what was the big deal? I mean, I could probably say, "Let's move in together," and I'd be okay.
Janice: You probably want us to move in together?
Chandler: It doesn't scare me.
Janice: Yeah, well it scares me. I mean, I'm not even divorced yet. You just invited me over here for pasta and all of a sudden you're talking about moving in together. And I wasn't even that hungry. You know what? It's getting really late, and I should just-
Chandler: Don't go. I've scared you. I've said too much. I'm hopeless and awkward and desperate for love!
Quote from Phoebe
Phoebe: [high-pitched voice] Hi, this is Caitlin from Phoebe Buffay's office. Is Anne there for Phoebe? She'll know what it's about.
Joey: Hang up. Hang up right.
Phoebe: [in a Brooklyn accent] Annie? Hi. Listen, we've got a problem with Joey Tribbiani. Apparently, he missed his audition. Who did you speak to in my office? Estelle? No, I don't know what to do with her. All right, so your husband leaves and burns down the apartment. The world does not stop.
Chandler: Is anybody else scared?
Phoebe: Well, look, all right. If Joey loses this audition, then that is it for Estelle. I don't care! Annie, you are a doll. What time can you see him?