Joey Quote #1461
Quote from Joey in The One with Rachel's Other Sister
Joey: Wow. The parade is really good this year. Man, those horses can crap.
TV Announcer: Next up is a marching band from Muskogee, Oklahoma.
Chandler: Muskogee? That's like four hours from Tulsa! Woo-hoo.
TV Announcer: And here's the float with the stars of the popular daytime soap Days of our Lives.
Joey: Oh, my God!
Chandler: Aren't you one of the stars of the popular daytime soap "Days of our Lives"?
Joey: Yeah. I'm supposed to be there. I can't believe I forgot. I usually write stuff like this down on my arm. [Chandler rolls up Joey's sleeve] Oh, stupid long sleeves.
Chandler: What are you gonna do?
Joey: I guess I'm going to have to come up with a pretty good reason why I wasn't there. The producers are gonna be so mad at me. They sat us all down yesterday and said: "Everyone has to be there, 6 a.m. Sharp. That means you, Tribbiani." Like I was some kind of idiot.
Chandler: Well, you proved them wrong.
Joey: Yeah.
‘The One with Rachel's Other Sister’ Quotes
Quote from Amy
Amy: Listen, not that you guys could stop me or anything because you know, you'd be dead. But I was thinking about changing her name. I'm just not really a big fan of Emily.
Ross: Emma.
Amy: Emma, Ross wants you.
Phoebe: Phoebe!
Amy: Why does she keep making that noise?
Quote from Rachel
Rachel: God, she is unbelievable.
Ross: I know. I mean, a Ph.D. is just as good as an MD.
Rachel: Oh, sure, Ross, yeah. If I have a heart attack at a restaurant, I want you there with your fossil brush.
Quote from Amy
Rachel: Honey, I don't know how to tell you this but if something were to happen to Ross or myself you wouldn't get the baby.
Amy: Well, who would?
Ross: Well, we haven't officially asked them yet but we would want Monica and Chandler.
Chandler: I can't believe you'd want us to raise Emma.
Monica: Yeah. Oh, my God, I'm so moved.
Amy: I don't believe this. Hold on a second. You guys die and I don't get your baby?
Rachel: Amy, see, we're a lot closer to Monica and Chandler. We see them every day. And truthfully, honey, you don't seem connected to the baby.
Amy: Connected? I mean, to what? She's a lump.
Chandler: You know, guys, I've gotta say this means so much to me. I mean, that you would trust me with your child. I mean, we all know that Monica and I have been trying to have a baby of our own. You know, I've had my doubts about my skills as a father, but- That you two- That you two-
Amy: This guy? Seriously?