Ross Quote #277

Quote from Ross in The One with Barry and Mindy's Wedding

Ross: Uh, I would like to, uh, to add something to that-
Rachel: What? Why are you adding, why are you adding, why are you adding, why are you adding?
Ross: Most of you don't know me, I'm Rachel's boyfriend.
Rachel: Oh dear God.
Ross: Ross. Uh, I'd just like to say that it did take a lot of courage for Rachel to come here tonight. And, uh, just for the record she did not run out on Barry because she had syphilis. [band: rimshot] What are you doing? I'm serious. Uh, the reason she walked out on, on Barry is simply that she didn't love him, which incidentally worked out pretty well for me. [Ross looks expectantly at the band, no rimshot] Cheers.

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 ‘The One with Barry and Mindy's Wedding’ Quotes

Quote from Chandler

Chandler: Well, I think you should seriously consider the marriage thing. Give Rachel another chance to dress up like Princess Bubble Yum.

Quote from Rachel

Ross: [to Rachel] Come on out, honey. I'm telling you look good. [to the group] Tell her she looks good, tell her she looks good.
[Rachel emerges from her bedroom]
Phoebe: Oh my God. [stifling a laugh] You look so good.
Rachel: I can not believe I have to walk down the aisle in front of 200 people looking like something you drink when you're nauseous.

Quote from Monica

Richard: You really need the bassinet?
Monica: Well, I just think the baby would keep falling off the dog.