Joey Quote #1348
Quote from Joey in The One with the Baby Shower
Joey: In what John Huston film would you hear this line: "Badges? We don't need no stinking badges!"
Chandler: Treasure of the Sierra Madre!
Joey: Correct. There's a possible Backwards Bonus.
Chandler: "Madre Sierra the of Treasure"!
Joey: Yes!
Chandler: I'd like to go up the Ladder of Chance to the Golden Mud Hut, please.
Joey: Wise choice. How many rungs?
Chandler: Six.
Joey: [mimics monkeys] That noise can only mean one thing.
Ross and Chandler: Hungry Monkey.
Ross: I'd like a Wicked Wango Card.
Joey: Okay. It's an audio question. Name this television theme song: [hums the "I Dream of Jeannie theme tune]
Ross: Oh, my God. I know this. Give me a second.
Chandler: Tell it to the Time Turtle.
Ross: Shut up. I Dream of Jeannie.
Joey: Yes. Yes. You're back in the lead.
Ross: I'd like to spin the Wheel.
Chandler: Oh, come on.
Joey: Super Speedy Speed Round.
Ross: Is there a Hopping Bonus?
Joey: Of course. Who invented bifocals?
Ross: Ben Franklin.
Joey: Correct. Which monarch has ruled Great Britain the longest?
Ross: Queen Victoria.
Joey: Correct again, but you forgot to switch legs between questions so no Hopping Bonus.
Ross: Oh! Every time!
Joey: Yeah. Now over to Chandler.
Chandler: I'd like a Google Card.
Joey: Are you sure?
Chandler: Yes. No. Google!
Joey: Oh, my God. Congratulations, Ross. Because, Chandler you've been Bamboozled!
Chandler: No!
Ross: Yes!
Chandler: This is the best game ever!
Friends Quotes
‘The One with the Baby Shower’ Quotes
Quote from Mrs. Green
Phoebe: All right, everybody. It's time to open the presents.
Monica: Yes, yes! And I think that the first gift that Rachel opens should be from the grandmother of the baby. Because you're the most important person in this room. And in the world!
Mrs. Green: Well, I don't have a gift because I wasn't invited until the last minute. But thank you so much, dear, for bringing that to everybody's attention.
Quote from Phoebe
Monica: It wasn't my fault. Phoebe was in charge of the invitations.
Phoebe: Well, I don't have a mother. So often I forget-
Monica: Oh, give it a rest.
Rachel: So my mother is not coming to my baby shower?
Phoebe: No. Neither is mine.
Quote from Mrs. Green
Monica: Wait a minute. If you're in charge of invitations, why am I the one that had to call her? Hello, Mrs. Green. Hi, it's Monica Geller.
Mrs. Green: Oh, hello, Monica.
Monica: Hi. I know this is last-minute, but we've decided to throw an impromptu baby shower for Rachel today.
Mrs. Green: I know. My daughters told me about it when they received their impromptu invitations a month ago.
Monica: Okay, I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.
Mrs. Green: For what, dear? For not inviting me, or for lying about it?