Ross Quote #1032
Quote from Ross in The One with the Baby Shower
Joey: How about you, Chandler?
Chandler: Well, Joey, I'm a headhunter. I hook up out-of-work Soviet scientists with rogue Third World nations. Hi, Rasputin.
Joey: Excellent. Let's play, Bamboozled. Chandler, you'll go first. What is the capital of Colombia?
Chandler: Bogota.
Joey: It's Bogota, but close enough. Now, you can either pass your turn to Ross or pick a Wicked Wango Card.
Chandler: What does a Wicked Wango Card do?
Joey: I should know that. Let's see. Just one moment, please. Here we are. A Wicked Wango Card determines whether you go higher or lower.
Chandler: Higher or lower than what?
Joey: This is embarrassing.
Chandler: Can you believe how lame this is?
Ross: I'm sorry. I don't believe contestants are allowed to talk to each other.
Friends Quotes
‘The One with the Baby Shower’ Quotes
Quote from Mrs. Green
Phoebe: All right, everybody. It's time to open the presents.
Monica: Yes, yes! And I think that the first gift that Rachel opens should be from the grandmother of the baby. Because you're the most important person in this room. And in the world!
Mrs. Green: Well, I don't have a gift because I wasn't invited until the last minute. But thank you so much, dear, for bringing that to everybody's attention.
Quote from Phoebe
Monica: It wasn't my fault. Phoebe was in charge of the invitations.
Phoebe: Well, I don't have a mother. So often I forget-
Monica: Oh, give it a rest.
Rachel: So my mother is not coming to my baby shower?
Phoebe: No. Neither is mine.
Quote from Mrs. Green
Monica: Wait a minute. If you're in charge of invitations, why am I the one that had to call her? Hello, Mrs. Green. Hi, it's Monica Geller.
Mrs. Green: Oh, hello, Monica.
Monica: Hi. I know this is last-minute, but we've decided to throw an impromptu baby shower for Rachel today.
Mrs. Green: I know. My daughters told me about it when they received their impromptu invitations a month ago.
Monica: Okay, I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.
Mrs. Green: For what, dear? For not inviting me, or for lying about it?