Monica Quote #1078
Quote from Monica in The One Where the Stripper Cries
Chandler: Seriously, where did this happen?
Ross: Okay. After you told me she was passed out in our room, I went in there to make sure she was all right. She was lying on my bed, all buried in people's coats. Well, I went to kiss her on the forehead but it was so dark, I accidentally got her lips. I started to pull away, but then I felt her start to kiss me back. It was only for a second, but it was amazing. And now- Now, I find out that you kissed her first.
Chandler: Wait, what bed did you say she was on?
Ross: Mine.
Chandler: I'm pretty sure I put her on my bed.
Ross: No, she was definitely on my bed.
Chandler: Why would I kiss a girl and then put her on your bed?
Ross: Well, then who was on my bed?
Monica: Oh! Oh! Oh!
Ross: No! No! No!
Monica: Yes!
Ross: You were under the pile of coats?
Monica: I was the pile of coats!
Friends Quotes
‘The One Where the Stripper Cries’ Quotes
Quote from Chandler
Ross: Oh, my God!
Monica: You were my midnight mystery kisser?!
Ross: You were my first kiss with Rachel?!
Monica: You were my first kiss ever?!
Chandler: What did I marry into?!
Quote from Joey
Donny Osmond: Now, Gene, I must remind you, you need all six of these to stay in the game. All right. Describe for Joey "things you find in your refrigerator."
Joey: Bah, they might as well just give us the points.
Donny Osmond: Give me 20 seconds on the clock. Ready? Go.
Gene: You put this in your coffee.
Joey: A spoon. Your hands. Your face.
Gene: It's white.
Joey: Paper. Snow. A ghost!
Gene: It's heavier than milk.
Joey: A rock. A dog. The Earth.
Gene: Pass. You put this on a sandwich.
Joey: Salami. Anchovies. Jam.
Gene: It's white.
Joey: Paper. Snow. A ghost!
Gene: It's made from eggs.
Joey: Chickens?
Gene: Pass. You put this on a hamburger.
Joey: Ketchup!
Gene: Yes!
Joey: Relish!
Gene: Stop.
Quote from Joey
Donny Osmond: Welcome to the Winner's Circle. Joey, Gene, you guys ready?
Joey: Yeah.
Gene: Sure.
Donny Osmond: Okay. Give me 60 seconds on the clock, please. Ready? Go.
Gene: [answer: Types of Trees] Oak. Maple. Elm. Birch.
Joey: I don't know. Types of trees?
Gene: [answer: Spanish Words] Buenos días. Enchilada. Por favor.
Joey: Oh, I'm so sorry, I don't know any Spanish words.
Gene: [answer: Things That Burn] A match. A candle.
Joey: Things that go "tss" when you put them out.
Gene: A torch. A bonfire. Your pee.
Joey: Things that burn!
Gene: [answer: What a Dog Might Say] "I'd like to go for a walk." "Scratch my belly."
Joey: Dude. Dude, I think you're losing it.
Gene: "I have fur." "I like to bark."
Joey: Oh, oh, oh. What a dog says.
Gene: [answer: Pizza Toppings] Pepperoni.
Joey: Pizza toppings! Next.
Gene: [answer: Supermodels] Cindy Crawford. Christie Brinkley. Heidi Klum. Claudia Schiffer. Christy Turlington. Kate Moss.
Joey: Girls Chandler could never get?
Gene: Supermodels!
Joey: Where?