Ross Quote #271
Quote from Ross in The One with the Two Parties
Ross: Hey. Where are you sneaking off to, mister?
Dr. Green: I'm getting my cigarettes.
Ross: No.
Dr. Green: No? What do you mean "no"?
Ross: No. See, because that's the staging area. You go in there, it'll ruin the whole illusion of the party. I think you take your scotch back in there and I will get your cigarettes for you, sir.
Dr. Green: Get my glasses too.
Ross: All righty-roo. [after closing the door] What a great moment to say that for the first time.
Friends Quotes
‘The One with the Two Parties’ Quotes
Quote from Dr. Green
Monica: Dr. Green. Oh, my God. It's Rachel's dad. Why are you here?
Dr. Green: What, the father can't stop by to see the daughter on her birthday?
Monica: No, no, the father can. But since I am the roommate, I can tell you she's not here. And I'll pass along the message. Okay? So bye-bye.
Dr. Green: Oh, you're having a party.
Monica: No, no, not a party. Just a surprise gathering of some people Rachel knows. This is Phoebe, Chandler and Joey.
Dr. Green: I'll never remember all that. So what's the deal? Rachel comes home, people pop out and yell stuff? Is that it?
Chandler: This isn't your first surprise party, is it, sir?
Quote from Dr. Green
Ross: Hi, Dr. Green. So how's everything in the vascular surgery game?
Dr. Green: It's not a game, Ross. A woman died on my table today.
Ross: I'm sorry. See, that's the good thing about my job. All the dinosaurs on my table are already dead.
Quote from Chandler
Joey: Quick volleyball question.
Chandler: Volleyball?
Joey: Yeah, we set up a court in your room. You didn't really like that gray lamp, did you?
Chandler: Joey, a woman stuck her tongue down my throat. I'm not even listening to you.