Ross Quote #269
Quote from Ross in The One with the Two Parties
Dr. Green: I think I need a drink.
Ross: I'll get it for you. What do you want?
Dr. Green: Scotch.
Ross: I'll be back in 10 seconds with your scotch on the rocks in a glass.
Dr. Green: Neat!
Ross: Cool.
Dr. Green: Neat, as in no rocks.
Ross: I know.
Friends Quotes
‘The One with the Two Parties’ Quotes
Quote from Dr. Green
Monica: Dr. Green. Oh, my God. It's Rachel's dad. Why are you here?
Dr. Green: What, the father can't stop by to see the daughter on her birthday?
Monica: No, no, the father can. But since I am the roommate, I can tell you she's not here. And I'll pass along the message. Okay? So bye-bye.
Dr. Green: Oh, you're having a party.
Monica: No, no, not a party. Just a surprise gathering of some people Rachel knows. This is Phoebe, Chandler and Joey.
Dr. Green: I'll never remember all that. So what's the deal? Rachel comes home, people pop out and yell stuff? Is that it?
Chandler: This isn't your first surprise party, is it, sir?
Quote from Dr. Green
Ross: Hi, Dr. Green. So how's everything in the vascular surgery game?
Dr. Green: It's not a game, Ross. A woman died on my table today.
Ross: I'm sorry. See, that's the good thing about my job. All the dinosaurs on my table are already dead.
Quote from Chandler
Joey: Quick volleyball question.
Chandler: Volleyball?
Joey: Yeah, we set up a court in your room. You didn't really like that gray lamp, did you?
Chandler: Joey, a woman stuck her tongue down my throat. I'm not even listening to you.