Phoebe Quote #285
Quote from Phoebe in The One with the Bullies
Frank Buffay, Jr.: Hey, lady. Hey, wait up. How do you know my dad?
Phoebe: Well, I don't really. Just genetically. He's kind of my dad too.
Frank Buffay, Jr.: Heavy.
Phoebe: So did he ever talk about me? Phoebe?
Frank Buffay, Jr.: No, but he didn't really talk about anything. Except stilts.
Phoebe: Stilts?
Frank Buffay, Jr.: Yeah, he loved stilts. This one time, I was upstairs stealing cigarettes out of my mom's purse and all of a sudden I look over and there's Dad's head, bobbing past the window. He just had this big smile on his face and he was waving because he was happiest when he was on his stilts.
Phoebe: I don't know what to do with that.
Frank Buffay, Jr.: Me neither.
Friends Quotes
‘The One with the Bullies’ Quotes
Quote from Joey
Joey: It's a woman.
Phoebe: So talk to her.
Joey: [in deep voice] Hello, Mrs. Buffay. I know where your dog is. I want you to know he'll be returned to you, almost as good as new, within 24 hours. Goodbye.
Rachel: Why the voice?
Joey: [in deep voice] Hard to say.
Quote from Joey
Monica: I want to buy five shares of SGJ and I wanna buy them now. Come on, time is money, my friend. Thank you. Whoo!
Rachel: "Time is money, my friend?"
Joey: Yeah, you missed "Takes money to make money" and "Don't make me come down there and kick your Wall Street butt."
Quote from Joey
Rachel: How did you make $17?
Monica: Well, my financially challenged friends, I split my money and I bought some shares of CHP and ZXY.
Joey: How come those?
Monica: Well, CHP because I used to have a crush on Erik Estrada. And ZXY because I think it sounds "zexy."
Rachel: What happened to MEG?
Monica: MEG was good for me, but I dumped her. My motto is, "Get out before they go down."
Joey: That is so not my motto.