Chandler Quote #429

Quote from Chandler in The One Where Old Yeller Dies

Richard: You guys see me as a dad?
Joey: Oh, yeah!
Chandler: No!
Joey: No.
Chandler: You're just clearly not familiar with our young persons' vernacular. See, when we say "dad," we mean "buddy." We mean "pal." No, seriously. Joey's my dad. Monica's my dad. I've even got some dads down at work.
Richard: That's fine. Well, your other dad and I are gonna go have a romantic evening. And I guess I'll just see you kids around.

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 ‘The One Where Old Yeller Dies’ Quotes

Quote from Chandler

Richard: Could that shot be any prettier?
Joey: Man, you are incredible.
Richard: Well, we had a table in college.
Chandler: Really? I didn't know they had foosball in the 1800s.
Richard: Nice mustache, by the way. When puberty hits, that thing's really going to kick in.

Quote from Phoebe

Monica: You wanna feel better?
Phoebe: Here. Watch this.
Phoebe: "It's a Wonderful Life." Yes, I've heard of this.
Monica: So you can't lose. It's there in the title. Wonderfulness is baked right in.
Phoebe: Please, I almost fell for that with Pride of the Yankees. I thought I was going to see a film about Yankee pride. But then boom! The guy gets Lou Gehrig's disease.
Richard: Uh, the guy was Lou Gehrig. Didn't you kind of see it coming?

Quote from Carol

Carol: See, actually he is getting closer on the talking thing. He can't quite say "mama" yet, but once he said "Yemen."