Rachel Quote #857

Quote from Rachel in The One With Ross's Step Forward

Dr. Schiff: So, how's it going?
Rachel: Really, really good. But enough about me. Come on. Where are you from? What do you do?
Dr. Schiff: I'm a doctor.
Rachel: Right. Right. I meant in your spare time. Do you cook? Do you ski? Or do you just hang out with your wife, or girlfriend?
Dr. Schiff: I don't have a wife or girlfriend, but I do like to ski.
Rachel: I love to ski. How amazing is this?
Dr. Schiff: So, are you experiencing any discomfort?
Rachel: No, I'm very comfortable.
Dr. Schiff: Any painful gas?
Rachel: No! Dr. Schiff! Shoot. What kind of question is that?
Dr. Schiff: Okay, then. Would you like to lie down on the table?
Rachel: Would you like me to lie down on the table?
Dr. Schiff: I'm sorry. Is there something going on here?
Rachel: Do you feel it too?

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 ‘The One With Ross's Step Forward’ Quotes

Quote from Joey

Rachel: I'll call you back.
Joey: Who was that?
Rachel: Just the pizza place.
Joey: You hung up on the pizza place? I don't hang up on your friends.

Quote from Ross

Ross: Why do you guys need to have this conversation, huh? I mean, no self-respecting man would ask a woman, "So where is this going?"
Rachel: Uh, Ross, you asked me that.
Ross: Hey, you were a closed book, okay? I'm not a mind reader!

Quote from Ross

Ross: Well, I really like you. And I love hanging out with you. And I'm having a lot of fun.
Mona: Okay. There's no point in spending time with someone if it's just fun.
Ross: It's gotta be going somewhere, right? So where is it going? That's the real question. And the answer is it's going somewhere fun. I know what you're thinking. Fun was fine for you 10 years ago. But you're not getting any younger. No! I mean, not you. Not you. You are getting younger! I mean, you look like you're getting younger by the second. What's your secret?
Mona: I'm sorry, so where are we?
Ross: Well, to sum up. We're having fun. You look young.
Mona: Okay-
Ross: But that's not enough. So here's a key to my apartment.
Mona: Really?
Ross: Really.
Mona: You don't think this is too fast?
[Ross shakes his head]