Joey Quote #1212
Quote from Joey in The One Where Rachel Tells...
Ross: Then when I turned around, she was gone.
Phoebe: Oh, Ross.
Ross: But, hey, in my defense, I just found out that condoms are only like 97% effective.
Joey: What?
Ross: I gotta go find her.
Joey: Hey. Hold on! Are you serious? So, like, three percent of the time they don't even work? Huh? They should put that on the box!
Ross: Evidently, they do.
Joey: What?!
Friends Quotes
‘The One Where Rachel Tells...’ Quotes
Quote from Ross
Ross: I'm just saying. If you can't eat by yourself, how do you expect to have a baby by yourself?
Rachel: I can too eat by myself.
Ross: When have you ever?
Rachel: When certain people leave the table and I am not finished.
Ross: Well, certain other people take two hours to eat a bowl soup.
Rachel: Please, you inhale your food.
Ross: I grew up with Monica. If you didn't eat fast, you didn't eat!
Quote from Rachel
Ross: I just want you to know that I'm going to be there through this whole thing. Okay. The doctor's appointments, the Lamaze classes, baby-proofing the apartment. Although, we can probably worry about that after we get married.
Rachel: Married?
Ross: Well, yeah, I think we should get married.
Rachel: Because that's your answer to everything?
Quote from Ross
Rachel: Okay, Ross. Come on, let's just forget about the condoms.
Ross: Well, I may as well have!