Chandler Quote #406
Quote from Chandler in The One Where Eddie Moves In
Chandler: All right. So what's it about?
Joey: Eggs. Whose eggs do you like better, his or mine?
Chandler: Well, I like both eggs equally.
Joey: Oh, come on. Nobody likes two different kinds of eggs equally. You like one better than the other and I wanna know which one you like better.
Chandler: Oh, what's the difference? Your eggs aren't here anymore. You took your eggs and you left. Did you really expect me to never find new eggs?
Friends Quotes
‘The One Where Eddie Moves In’ Quotes
Quote from Monica
Monica: Your boyfriend has been in there for an hour. It's like I'm living with him again.
He's here when I go to sleep and wake up and when I want to shower. I feel like I'm 16 again.
Rachel: Well, you're not 16. You're both adults now.
Monica: Get out, you doofus.
Quote from Joey
Monica: But I thought you wanted to live by yourself.
Joey: I did. I thought it'd be great. I figured I'd have, like, time alone with my thoughts. But, you know, it turns out I don't have as many thoughts as you think.
Quote from Phoebe
Phoebe: [playing guitar and singing] Smelly cat, smelly cat, What are they feeding you? Everybody. Smelly cat, smelly cat, It's not your fault. Monica.
Monica: They won't take you to the vet.
Phoebe: Chandler.
Chandler: ... You're obviously not their favorite pet.
Phoebe: Joey.
Joey: You may not be a bed of roses.
Phoebe: Rachel.
Rachel: And you're no friend to those with noses.
Phoebe: Ross, those are the only lines we have. Sorry. Okay, back to the chorus.