Ross Quote #246
Quote from Ross in The One Where Eddie Moves In
Ross: Tony, can I call you back? That's my sister's boyfriend.
Monica: Give me that. [on the phone] Sweetie, before I forget, did l leave my diaphragm at your place? Hi, Mom. [Monica starts throwing oranges at Ross]
Friends Quotes
‘The One Where Eddie Moves In’ Quotes
Quote from Monica
Monica: Your boyfriend has been in there for an hour. It's like I'm living with him again.
He's here when I go to sleep and wake up and when I want to shower. I feel like I'm 16 again.
Rachel: Well, you're not 16. You're both adults now.
Monica: Get out, you doofus.
Quote from Joey
Monica: But I thought you wanted to live by yourself.
Joey: I did. I thought it'd be great. I figured I'd have, like, time alone with my thoughts. But, you know, it turns out I don't have as many thoughts as you think.
Quote from Phoebe
Phoebe: [playing guitar and singing] Smelly cat, smelly cat, What are they feeding you? Everybody. Smelly cat, smelly cat, It's not your fault. Monica.
Monica: They won't take you to the vet.
Phoebe: Chandler.
Chandler: ... You're obviously not their favorite pet.
Phoebe: Joey.
Joey: You may not be a bed of roses.
Phoebe: Rachel.
Rachel: And you're no friend to those with noses.
Phoebe: Ross, those are the only lines we have. Sorry. Okay, back to the chorus.