Ross Quote #243
Quote from Ross in The One Where Eddie Moves In
Rachel: Okay, Ross, if you care about me at all, you have got to get the pie out of the man's hood.
Ross: Get the what?
Rachel: There's a pie in the hood. Pie in the hood. Go.
Guy: What are you doing?
Ross: I'm sorry. My pie was in your hood. Now I just have to get the coffee out of that guy's pants and I'll be back in the hospital by 7. [swats away a non-existent fly]
Friends Quotes
‘The One Where Eddie Moves In’ Quotes
Quote from Monica
Monica: Your boyfriend has been in there for an hour. It's like I'm living with him again.
He's here when I go to sleep and wake up and when I want to shower. I feel like I'm 16 again.
Rachel: Well, you're not 16. You're both adults now.
Monica: Get out, you doofus.
Quote from Joey
Monica: But I thought you wanted to live by yourself.
Joey: I did. I thought it'd be great. I figured I'd have, like, time alone with my thoughts. But, you know, it turns out I don't have as many thoughts as you think.
Quote from Phoebe
Phoebe: [playing guitar and singing] Smelly cat, smelly cat, What are they feeding you? Everybody. Smelly cat, smelly cat, It's not your fault. Monica.
Monica: They won't take you to the vet.
Phoebe: Chandler.
Chandler: ... You're obviously not their favorite pet.
Phoebe: Joey.
Joey: You may not be a bed of roses.
Phoebe: Rachel.
Rachel: And you're no friend to those with noses.
Phoebe: Ross, those are the only lines we have. Sorry. Okay, back to the chorus.