Rachel Quote #784
Quote from Rachel in The One with Chandler's Dad
Officer Hanson: Wow!
Ross: Here it comes. This is a great picture.
Rachel: Really? You think so? You know, I had just rolled right out of bed.
Officer Hanson: Yeah, well, you look phenomenal.
Ross: Well, she should. It was taken 10 years ago!
Rachel: You know, you're probably wondering about the old date.
Officer Hanson: Yes, I am. You're an Aquarius, huh?
Rachel: I'll bet you're a Gemini.
Officer Hanson: No.
Rachel: Taurus?
Officer Hanson: No.
Rachel: Virgo?
Officer Hanson: No.
Rachel: Sagittarius?
Officer Hanson: Yep.
Rachel: I knew it. I knew it!
Officer Hanson: Well, I tell you what. You're not going to speed anymore, right?
Rachel: I won't speed.
Officer Hanson: And you promise you'll get this taken care of right away?
Rachel: I promise.
Friends Quotes
‘The One with Chandler's Dad’ Quotes
Quote from Monica
Ross: I saw the Porsche parked out front. Can I get the keys? I thought I'd take that bad boy for a spin.
Rachel: Wait a minute. You let Ross drive the Porsche? Yet when I ask you, you say you're the only one who's allowed to drive it.
Monica: Well, he's my brother, and plus he drives so slow he'd never hurt it.
Ross: It's a car, Monica, not a rocket ship.
Monica: Whatever, Ross. Just replace the bulbs in the brake lights after you're done.
Quote from Monica
Monica: We're going to Las Vegas to see your dad. It's time you two talked. And I want to get to know my father-in-law.
Chandler: When we went over this, I won.
Monica: No, you didn't. And, honey, just so you know, now that you're marrying me, you don't get to win anymore.
Quote from Joey
Rachel: Wow, I can't believe you lied to me.
Phoebe: Okay, I can fix this. Okay, Monica, Rachel thinks all you can talk about is the wedding.
Monica: Well, Rachel, the reason why I won't let you drive the Porsche is because you're a terrible driver. There. That wasn't about the wedding.
Ross: Look, Rach, if you want to go for a ride in the Porsche, I'll be glad to take you for a quick spin around the block.
Joey: Yeah, you got a couple hours?