Jack Geller Quote #67
Quote from Jack Geller in The One Where Joey Moves Out
Monica: Hey, Dad. What are you doing here?
Jack Geller: I just stopped by your boyfriend's to give him a piece of my mind.
Monica: And?
Jack Geller: And I was going to punch him in the nose but he had the game on, so we started watching... Then at half-time I was going to give him the "What for?", but he offered me a beer. And you know what?
Monica: What?
Jack Geller: He’s got it on tap! Right in his apartment. The damn thing is built right into his bar. It's unbelievable!
Friends Quotes
‘The One Where Joey Moves Out’ Quotes
Quote from Joey
Joey: Hey, why can't we use the same toothbrush but we can use the same soap?
Chandler: Because soap is soap. It's self-cleaning.
Joey: All right, well, next time you shower think about the last thing I wash and the first thing you wash.
Quote from Judy Geller
Monica: Of course he's a real doctor. And he's handsome. And he's sweet, and I know you'd like him.
Judy Geller: Well, that's wonderful. [turns around to see Monica close to Richard] Ay.
Monica: Mom, it's okay.
Richard: It is, Judy.
Judy Geller: Jack! Could you come in here for a moment? Now!
Quote from Monica
Chandler: Richard's going to the party too?
Monica: He's my parents' best friend. He has to go.
Joey: So is today the day you'll tell them about you two?
Monica: Yeah, for my dad's birthday, I decided to give him a stroke.