Phoebe Quote #1509

Quote from Phoebe in The One Where Monica Sings

Phoebe: Before I forget, are you coming to Mike's piano bar tonight?
Monica: Only if I don't have to get up and sing.
Phoebe: But everybody sings. It's so fun. Last time, this adorable old man got up there, forgot all the words, flipped out and everyone booed him off the stage. It was so funny.

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 ‘The One Where Monica Sings’ Quotes

Quote from Ross

Rachel: I cannot believe you. You know, I actually came in here hoping to have a mature conversation about us. But I can't do that with someone who hides my messages and brings crazy women back to my apartment.
Ross: Hey, none of the sane ones wanted to come back with me!

Quote from Ross

Ross: Okay, you really don't know what I'm talking about?
Chandler: No.
Ross: Okay. Last night, after the party I saw Rachel kissing that jerk from her office out on your balcony.
Chandler: Our balcony? Seriously? That's so funny, because I told Monica we should put lights on our balcony and she said, "No, no. It's too cold. Nobody will go out there." And I said: "Maybe if we put some lights out there they will."
Ross: Right, that's what I came over to talk about. I saw Rachel kissing some guy on your balcony, even though there were no lights!

Quote from Phoebe

Rachel: Hi, you guys. Listen, I really need your help. I think I did something really stupid.
Phoebe: Well, yes, Rachel, but you got something so beautiful out of it.