Joey Quote #1499
Quote from Joey in The One Where Monica Sings
Joey: Hey, let me ask you guys something. I'm having new headshots taken tomorrow, right. And the photographer said she thinks I should have my eyebrows waxed. Is that weird for a guy?
Phoebe: Well, it depends.
Joey: On?
Phoebe: On how far along he is in the sex-change process.
Monica: No, I totally disagree. No, I think it's fine for a guy to do something like that. Especially an actor. I mean, not that you need to. Your eyebrows are...
Joey: Well, okay. Stop it, you guys. Stop staring, you're freaking me out.
Phoebe: Wow, your knuckles are kind of hairy too.
Joey: Oh, man, now I have to get those done too?
Phoebe: Wow, talk about high maintenance.
Joey: Hey, hey, hey. You dye your hair.
Phoebe: I'm a woman.
Joey: Ah, double standards!
Friends Quotes
‘The One Where Monica Sings’ Quotes
Quote from Ross
Rachel: I cannot believe you. You know, I actually came in here hoping to have a mature conversation about us. But I can't do that with someone who hides my messages and brings crazy women back to my apartment.
Ross: Hey, none of the sane ones wanted to come back with me!
Quote from Ross
Ross: Okay, you really don't know what I'm talking about?
Chandler: No.
Ross: Okay. Last night, after the party I saw Rachel kissing that jerk from her office out on your balcony.
Chandler: Our balcony? Seriously? That's so funny, because I told Monica we should put lights on our balcony and she said, "No, no. It's too cold. Nobody will go out there." And I said: "Maybe if we put some lights out there they will."
Ross: Right, that's what I came over to talk about. I saw Rachel kissing some guy on your balcony, even though there were no lights!
Quote from Phoebe
Rachel: Hi, you guys. Listen, I really need your help. I think I did something really stupid.
Phoebe: Well, yes, Rachel, but you got something so beautiful out of it.