Rachel Quote #771
Quote from Rachel in The One with Ross and Monica's Cousin
Rachel: Oh, Monica. We are so sorry.
Monica: For what?
Rachel: Well, first, for forgetting to throw you a bridal shower.
Phoebe: And then for forgetting to invite you to it.
Monica: You already had it?
Phoebe: Yeah, well, we called everyone in your phone book and a bunch of people came. But it took us so long to get you here that they had to leave.
Rachel: Yeah. We wanted to throw you a big surprise and a great shower. Now you don't have either.
Phoebe: We ruined everything.
Monica: Oh, no. Wait a minute, that's not true. What you did was really sweet. And it kind of works out for the best.
Rachel: What do you mean?
Monica: Well, now I get to spend my shower with the only people I really love. I mean, I get all those presents without having to talk to a bunch of people I don't even like.
Phoebe: Surprise.
Rachel: Surprise, Monica.
‘The One with Ross and Monica's Cousin’ Quotes
Quote from Joey
Phoebe: You got it?
Joey: Well, not yet, but the audition went really good.
Monica: What was it for?
Joey: It's this big-budget period movie about three Italian brothers who come to America around the turn of the century. It's really classy. And the director, he's supposed to be the next-next Martin Scorsese.
Phoebe: The "next-next"?
Joey: Yeah, there's this guy from Chicago that's supposed to be the next Martin Scorsese. But then this guy's right after him.
Quote from Joey
Joey: Hello?
Estelle: Joey, it's Estelle. I just talked to the casting people. They loved you.
Joey: They loved me.
Estelle: Yeah, they want to see you again tomorrow.
Joey: My God.
Estelle: There's just one thing. Do you have a problem with full-frontal nudity?
Joey: Are you kidding me? I never rent a movie without it. Oh.
Quote from Phoebe
Phoebe: What's the matter?
Joey: They want me to be totally naked in the movie.
Monica: Wow.
Joey: I know. My grandmother's gonna see this.
Phoebe: Grandma's gonna have to get in line.