Ross Quote #240

Quote from Ross in The One Where Joey Moves Out

Judy Geller: Ross, your son isn't seeing anyone, is he?
Richard: Not that I know of.
Judy Geller: Well, I was thinking, why doesn't he give Monica a call?
Richard: That- That's an idea.
Monica: Well, actually, I'm already seeing someone.
Judy Geller: Oh?
Richard: Oh?
Ross: Oh.
Judy Geller: She never tells us anything. Ross, did you know Monica's seeing someone?
Ross: Mom, there are so many people in my life. Some of them are seeing people and some aren't.

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 ‘The One Where Joey Moves Out’ Quotes

Quote from Joey

Joey: Hey, why can't we use the same toothbrush but we can use the same soap?
Chandler: Because soap is soap. It's self-cleaning.
Joey: All right, well, next time you shower think about the last thing I wash and the first thing you wash.

Quote from Judy Geller

Monica: Of course he's a real doctor. And he's handsome. And he's sweet, and I know you'd like him.
Judy Geller: Well, that's wonderful. [turns around to see Monica close to Richard] Ay.
Monica: Mom, it's okay.
Richard: It is, Judy.
Judy Geller: Jack! Could you come in here for a moment? Now!

Quote from Monica

Chandler: Richard's going to the party too?
Monica: He's my parents' best friend. He has to go.
Joey: So is today the day you'll tell them about you two?
Monica: Yeah, for my dad's birthday, I decided to give him a stroke.