Joey Quote #800
Quote from Joey in The One Where Joey Loses His Insurance
Joey: So Estelle lined up a bunch of auditions for me tomorrow. And I'll have my health insurance back in no time.
Chandler: That's great, but shouldn't you be on the toilet right now?
Joey: What?
Chandler: What's wrong with you?
Joey: Nothing. Well, I got this blinding pain in my stomach when I was lifting weights before.
And then I passed out and, uh, I haven't been able to stand up since. But I don't think it's anything serious.
Chandler: This sounds like a hernia. You have to- You go to the doctor.
Joey: No way. Okay, look, if I'm going to go to the doctor for anything, it'll be for this thing sticking out of my stomach.
Chandler: That's a hernia.
Joey: Why'd I have to start working out again? Damn you, 15s!
‘The One Where Joey Loses His Insurance’ Quotes
Quote from Ross
Ross: So without retesting their results in the laboratory, the team would never have identified the initial errors in their carbon dating analysis. Were there any questions at this point? Yes?
Student: What's happening to your accent?
Ross: [in a British accent] Come again? What's this nonsense? [laughs] All right. I'm not English. I'm from Long Island. I was really nervous, and the accent just came out. I'm sorry. So if we could just get back to the lecture. Um, were there any questions? About paleontology? All right, look, I was just trying to make a good first impression. Obviously, I screwed up. But what you guys think of me is really important because I'm hoping to get a permanent job here. So if you'd just give me another chance to make a good impression-
Rachel: Ross. Are you crazy? I am still your wife? What, were you just never gonna tell me? What the hell is wrong with you? Ugh, I could just kill you!
Ross: [in a British accent] Well, 'ello, Rachel!
Quote from Ross
Ross: [in a British accent] Right. So when Rigby got his samples back from the laboratory, he made a startling discovery. What he believed to be igneous was, in fact, sedimentary. Imagine his consternation when- Oh, bloody 'ell.
Quote from Rachel
Monica: Okay, do it one more time.
Rachel: Really? Really?
Monica: Yes.
Rachel: Okay. [in an Irish accent] Hello, Ross? This is Dr. McNeely from the Fake Accent University. We'd like you to come on-board with us full-time!