Phoebe: I can't believe two cows made the ultimate sacrifice so you could watch TV with your feet up.
Chandler: No, they were chair-shaped cows. They never would have survived in the wild.

Chandler: Two larges, extra cheese on both. But listen don't ring the buzzer for 19. Ring 20, Geller/Greene. They'll let you in, okay? If you buzz our door, there's no tip for you. Okay, thanks. [to Joey] Pizza's on the way. I told you we wouldn't have to get up.
Joey: What if we have to pee?
Chandler: I'll cancel the sodas.

Phoebe: You are so smitten.
Monica: I am not.
Phoebe: Oh, you are so much the smitten kitten. You should ask him out.
Monica: Dr. Burke? I don't think so. I mean, like, he's a grownup.
Phoebe: So? You two are totally into each other.
Monica: Phoebe, he's a friend of my parents. He's like 20 years older than me.
Phoebe: Okay, what, so you're never gonna see him again?
Monica: Not never. I mean, I'm gonna see him tomorrow at my eye appointment.
Phoebe: Didn't you, like, just get your eyes checked?
Monica: Yeah, but you know 27 is a dangerous eye age.