Chandler Quote #44

Quote from Chandler in The One with George Stephanopoulos

Joey: He's right. Enough. What's the big deal about today? So you slept with her for the first time. You slept with her for seven years after that.
Ross: Look, it's a little more complicated-
Chandler: But what, what is it? That she left you? That she likes women? That she left you for a woman that likes women?
Ross: A little louder. I think there's a man on the 1 2th floor in a coma who didn't quite hear you.

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Quote from Joey

Monica: All right, Phoebe?
Phoebe: Okay, if I were omnipotent for a day, I would want world peace, no more hunger, good things for the rain forest. And bigger boobs.
Ross: Well, see, you took mine. Chandler, what about you?
Chandler: If I were omnipotent for a day, I'd make myself omnipotent forever.
Rachel: See, there's always one guy. "lf I had a wish, I'd wish for three more wishes."
Ross: Hey, Joey.
Chandler: Hey, buddy.
Monica: Hey, Joey. What would you do if you were omnipotent?
Joey: Probably kill myself.
Monica: Excuse me?
Joey: Hey, if little Joey's dead, then I got no reason to live, you know?
Ross: Joey, omnipotent.
Joey: You are? Ross, l'm sorry. I had no idea.

Quote from Joey

Ross: You know, I think I better pass on the game. I'm just gonna go home and think about my ex-wife and her lesbian lover.
Joey: The hell with hockey! Let's all do that!

Quote from Rachel

Rachel: Look, look, look! My first paycheck! Look at the window! There's my name! Hi, me!