Phoebe Quote #1171
Quote from Phoebe in The One Where Rosita Dies
Phoebe: Look, don't you see that this all came together so I could stop you from doing this?
Earl: Couldn't it just be a coincidence?
Phoebe: No, it's fate.
Earl: It doesn't really seem like enough to be fate.
Phoebe: Oh, well. Okay, here's a weird thing. My mother was also a supply manager.
Earl: I'm actually the office manager.
Phoebe: Oh, my God! So was she! And get this, okay. Your name is Earl, right? Her name was Pearl. Puh-Earl.
Earl: Was there anything else?
Phoebe: Sure. Um, where're you from?
Earl: Philadelphia.
Phoebe: Oh, my God, so was she! I've got goose bumps.
Earl: Really?
Phoebe: Well, you know, I'm wearing layers, and it's warm. Okay, these jerks might not care about you but the universe does, and that says a lot.
Earl: Did you hear that? I don't need you guys to care about me because the universe cares! The whole universe! I really wish they'd care a little bit.
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‘The One Where Rosita Dies’ Quotes
Quote from Ross
Ross: Well, wait a minute. I mean, a couple of stupid boxes get wet, and she gets a Porsche?
Jack Geller: Why don't we take it for a spin?
Monica: All right.
Ross: What about me? I'm a medical marvel!
Quote from Phoebe
Earl: Okay, so no toner today. Thanks anyway. Bye-bye.
Phoebe: No, no, wait, wait! I can't just let you hang up. Just please talk to me.
Earl: Well, I only had one thing to do today. I guess I could push it back.
Phoebe: Yeah. Now, why do you want to kill yourself?
Earl: I've been working for 10 years now at this meaningless, dead-end job and nobody here even knows that I exist.
Phoebe: Chandler?
Quote from Phoebe
Phoebe: All right. Earl, let's just forget about the people at the office, okay? There's gotta be someone else in your life that's worth sticking around for. What about your family or friends? Or maybe a girlfriend?
Earl: Yeah, right.
Phoebe: Oh, sorry. Boyfriend?
Earl: Okay, I should probably be getting back to my thing now. See you.
Phoebe: No. I'm not finished yet. Don't you dare hang up on me!
Supervisor: The new girl's good.