Monica Quote #153

Quote from Monica in The One with the Prom Video

Monica: So listen, I'm sorry I didn't tell you this before, but I'm no longer at my job. I had to leave it.
Judy Geller: Why?
Monica: Because they made me.
Judy Geller: You were fired? What are you gonna do?
Jack Geller: Judy, relax. This is our little Harmonica we're talking about. We taught her well. Ten percent of your paycheck, where does it go?
Ross: ln the bank.
Monica: In the bank.
Jack Geller: There you go. So she dips into her savings. That's what it's there for. She's gonna be fine. And if you need a little extra you know where to find it. [pulls a penny from behind Monica's ear]
Monica: Anything larger back there?

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Quote from Chandler

Joey: Some girl ate Monica.
Monica: Shut up. The camera adds ten pounds.
Chandler: Huh. So how many cameras are actually on you?

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Phoebe: Hey, Mon, what is this?
Monica: Oh, that was my bathing suit from high school. I was a little bigger then.
Chandler: Oh, I thought that's what they used that to cover Connecticut when it rains.

Quote from Chandler

Joey: This is a little extra something for always being there for me.
Chandler: Wow, I don't know what to say. [after opening the box] Wow, I don't know what to say.
Joey: What do you say?
Chandler: I don't know. It's a bracelet.
Joey: Isn't it? And it's engraved, too. Check it out.
Chandler: "To my best bud."
Joey: Thanks, best bud. Put it on.
Chandler: Now? [putting it away in a drawer] No, I think something this nice should be saved for a special occasion.
Joey: No, that's the beauty part. It goes with everything. When you put this on, you're good to go. Oh, man. You are so wearing that bracelet.
Chandler: I so am.
Joey: Do you have any idea what this will do for your sex life?
Chandler: Well, it will probably slow it down at first, but once I get used to the extra weight, I'll be back on track.