Chandler Quote #1352
Quote from Chandler in The One with All the Cheesecakes
Chandler: You have got to try this cheesecake.
Rachel: You know, I'm not that much of a sweet tooth- Oh, my God, it's so creamy. Oh, my God, that is the best cheesecake I've ever had. Where did you get this?
Chandler: It was at the front door when I got home. Somebody sent it to us.
Rachel: Chandler, this is not addressed to you. This is addressed to Mrs. Braverman downstairs. Thief!
Chandler: I didn't read the box before I opened it and you can't return a box after you opened the box.
Rachel: Why not?
Chandler: Because it's too delicious.
Rachel: Chandler, you stole this cheesecake. That's wrong.
Chandler: No, no, no. It is going to be okay because Mrs. Braverman is going to send away for a free one and that way, we all win. The only losers are the big cheesecake conglomerate, "Mama's Little Bakery." I feel terrible. I'm a horrible, horrible, horrible person.
Rachel: [eating the cheesecake] I'm sorry, what?
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