Rachel Quote #176
Quote from Rachel in The One After the Superbowl (Part 2)
Monica: So what'd he say?
Rachel: What a jerk. I kept talking about you, and he kept asking me out. Naturally, you know, I said no.
Monica: Thanks, anyway.
Rachel: He just kept asking and asking, asking, asking.
Monica: Rachel, if you want to go out with him, you can. He sounds like a bigjerk to me, but-
Rachel: Jean-Claude, she said yes. I'll see you tonight.
‘The One After the Superbowl (Part 2)’ Quotes
Quote from Chandler
Susie: Come on. All right, mister. Let's see those panties.
Chandler: Alrighty.
Susie: Ooh. But you know what would be even sexier?
Chandler: What?
Susie: If you didn't have your shirt tucked into them. All right. Now, I would like to see you wearing nothing but them. Take your clothes off.
Chandler: Okay, but I hope you realize this means we're gonna miss hearing about the specials.
Susie: Come on, hurry!
Chandler: Hey, do you want this done quick or done right?
Susie: All right, turn around. I wanna see you from behind. Somebody's been doing his Buns of Steel video.
Chandler: So you want me to clench anything or? Susie?
Susie: This is for the fourth grade.
Chandler: What do you mean?
Susie: What do I mean? What do you mean, "what do I mean?"! I mean underpants, mister! That's what I mean!
Chandler: What? What do you mean?
Susie: My skirt, you lifted, kids laughing! I was Susie Underpants till I was 18!
Chandler: That was in fourth grade! How could you still be upset about that?
Susie: Well, why don't you call me in 20 years and tell me if you're still upset about this.
Chandler: I hope you realize you're not getting these underpants back!
Quote from Phoebe
Rachel: Would you let me talk.
Monica: Did you just flick me?
Rachel: Well, you wouldn't let me finish and I was- Ow, that hurt!
Monica: Quit flicking!
Rachel: You stop flicking!
Monica: You flicked me first.
[Monica and Rachel start hitting each other]
Phoebe: Oh. Let's not do this. Happy thoughts. Happy thoughts.
[Monica gets Rachel to the ground, removes her sock and starts hitting her with it]
Phoebe: Okay, now I'm gonna kick some ass! [Phoebe grabs Monica and Rachel by their ears] All right. Now, I will let go if you both stop.