Chandler Quote #364
Quote from Chandler in The One After the Superbowl (Part 1)
Ross: This is exciting. I haven't seen my monkey in a year.
Chandler: What, you never look down in the shower? Oh, please. I'm not allowed to make one joke in the "monkey is penis" genre?
‘The One After the Superbowl (Part 1)’ Quotes
Quote from Chandler
Chandler: Yes, hitting her with a frying pan is a good idea. But we might want to have a backup plan, just in case she isn't a cartoon!
Quote from Chandler
Joey: I'm not Drake!
Ross: That's right. He's not Drake. He's Hans Ramoray, Drake's evil twin.
Erika: Is this true?
Rachel: Yes. Yes, it is true. And I know this because he pretended to be Drake to sleep with me. [throws water in Joey's face]
Monica: And then he told me he would run away with me. And he didn't! [throws water in Joey's face]
Chandler: And you left the toilet seat up, you bastard. [throws water in Joey's face]
Quote from Phoebe
Rob Donan: Maybe if you just played some regular kiddy songs?
Phoebe: No. What do you want me to be? Like some stupid, big, like, purple dinosaur?
Rob Donan: I'm not saying you have to be Barney.
Phoebe: Who's Barney?