Monica Quote #641

Quote from Monica in The One with Phoebe's Cookies

Chandler: Hey, guys. So, what do you think?
Ross: About what?
Rachel: What?
Chandler: Are you kidding? Okay, I'll give you a hint. I'll give you a hint.
Joey: Eyes. No, no. Your eyes. No. Chandler's eyes.
Chandler: I got glasses.
Ross: You always had glasses.
Chandler: No, I didn't.
Ross: Are you sure?
Rachel: Yeah, didn't you used to have a pair? They were really round and burgundy, and they made you look kind of-
Joey: Feminine.
Rachel: Yes.
Chandler: No.
Monica: Sweetie, I think the glasses look great. I think they make you look really sexy.
Chandler: Really?
Monica: Yeah.
Chandler: You didn't think I used to wear glasses, right?
Monica: Of course. [mouths] I had no idea!


 ‘The One with Phoebe's Cookies’ Quotes

Quote from Joey

Joey: Look at this clown. Just because he's got a bigger boat he thinks he can take up the whole river. Get out of the way, jackass! Who names their boat Coast Guard, anyway?
Rachel: That is the Coast Guard.
Joey: What are they doing out here? The coast is all the way over there.

Quote from Phoebe

Monica: I mean, what about friends of your grandma? Wouldn't they have the recipe?
Phoebe: Well, you know, I may have relatives in France who would know. My grandmother said she got the recipe from her grandmother, "Nestley Toulouse."
Monica: What was her name?
Phoebe: Nestley Toulouse.
Monica: Nestlé Toll House?
Phoebe: Ugh. You Americans always butcher the French language.
Monica: Phoebe, is this the recipe?
Phoebe: Yes! Oh.
Monica: I cannot believe that I just spent the last two days trying to figure out that recipe and it was in my cupboard the whole time.
Phoebe: I know! You see, it is stuff like this which is why you're burning in hell!

Quote from Chandler

Phoebe: If you don't sail your boat, what do you do on there?
Joey: Oh, it's great. It's a great place to just kind of sit, hang around, drink a few beers, eat some chips.
Chandler: Well, it's good that you finally have a place to do that.