Monica Quote #133

Quote from Monica in The One with Russ

Phoebe: What's with all the bottles of liquor?
Ross: What's going on? Is, uh, Bobby drinking again?
Monica: Oh, no, no, this is not for him; this is for me. That way, he's still sober, but I find his stories about shoelaces much more amusing.

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 ‘The One with Russ’ Quotes

Quote from Estelle

Estelle: Well, there's my favorite client. So, tell me, darling, how was the audition?
Joey: Well, I think it went pretty well. I got a callback for Thursday.
Estelle: Joey. Have you ever seen me ecstatic?
Joey: No.
Estelle: Well, here it is.

Quote from Chandler

Chandler: You know, this is actually good, because if we ever lose Ross, we have a spare.

Quote from Ross

Ross: She's dating? She's dating.
Chandler: Yes. Yes, but did you see who she was dating?
Ross: What do you mean?
Monica: Do you not see it?
Ross: See what? I don't know what she sees in, in that goober. And it- And it takes him, what? Like, like, I don't know, uh, uh, hello, a week, to get out a sentence?
Chandler: Yeah, it's annoying, isn't it?
Ross: [stammering] Yeah.